Bad Hair Days

Rock on Juliette


Actress/singer Juliette Lewis performs during her concert in Hungary.
(AP Photos/MTI, Tamas Kovacs)

Ouch. and Huh? Shiny pants? Julie, are those your undies I see? I'd freak our too once I realized my fashion faux-pas, and ladies, as we see, silver shiny pants do nothing to slenderize our thighs.



Too Rich to Think or Know Better


Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson arrives for the premiere of the new Broadway musical 'Lennon' at the Broadhurst Theater in New York August 14, 2005. Lennon is a biographical musical that tells the story of John Lennon's life using his own words and songs. REUTERS/Stephen Chernin

I shop. I frequent my local grocery store, drug-store, etc. etc. etc. I see your family name emblazoned on products from here to the Wazoo. So.......I know you're loaded lady. You must sleep on a nice mound of $$$$$$$$$$ every night. You can probably afford to be groomed by a bevy of stylists, from hair to clothes, for breakfast, lunch, supper, and soiree. So there's no excuse for that hair. Not a one! Fire that hairdresser, Pronto!