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Thursday, October 13, 2005
Update on the LOST Polar Bear
Ok, so, I gave it a total of 5 minutes to fool around with this LOST thing....
This is the result:
Went to the source code, took the page title, and copied it.
Used a morse code translator, and voila, this is the morse code translation: SOMETIMES A POLAR BEAR IS JUST A POLAR PEAR
Also, discovered (quite easily) who owns the site. Left him a message to let me know what is in the red circle. My guess? I won't hear from him. So, he has some talent, he might even be a fan of the show, and wants to have some fun. I bet he is being bombared about this site by hard-core fans and stuff. Much to his chagrin? hahahaha
I am glad I added to it.
My whole theory about the show? That the writers are shoving a bunch of things out there. And heh, whenever it is plot-relevant, they will use something. Otherwise, alot of it is just creative noise and will never come to anything.
Eh, it's nothing that special or mysterious. Like the guy says, SOMETIMES A POLAR BEAR IS JUST A POLAR PEAR.
Some get rabbits, some mice, I got the polar bears. These bears cross the screen, and when they meet in the middle, a red dot appears. With some luck, I was able to quickly capture the dot.
Click on it to view larger image.
Too tired and bleary eyed to care about making out what the red dots says, I leave that to someone else out there....
That's right folks. They've mated. Now to the obvious observation.....here's hoping Katie, er, I mean Kate doesn't suffer from post-partum. "Cause if she does, we know Doc Tom will be jamming those vitamins down her throat while she sweats the depression off on the threadmill.
Sean Preston's forehead, Dunst attack, From Haiti to Ottawa, Sienna's bag, Moore's Troubles, and much much more
This sure merits all the excitement it's casued. Right? Eh, whatever turns you on......
Sean Preston may have made is photographic debut.
It appears he has a forehead, and dark hair. For now.
Donald breeds another pouty heir
Speaking of celebrity babies, The Donald has just announed he and wife #3 are expecting their first little Trump heir this Spring. This will be Donald's fifth kid, and Melania's first.
Gotta give the girl props. She's gone and secured hereself a genetic tie and legitimate heir to the Trump money. Just in case the "Third Time isn't the Charm", right?
Kirsten Dunst demonstrates how is just may be possible she is the villain in Spiderman 3
Demi and Ashton Get Married........Maybe.
There is still suspicion and doubt about this one. Ashton's brother, who apparently was not one of the 100 or so people at the super secret ceremony, says it's not so. That he would certainly have been invited if there was any wedding.
Others speculate that it may be a grand Punk'd he is pulling on everyone.
If that's the case, what the hell is the point in that?
Bruce says No to Kabbalahlala de da do.
In related Demi Moore Ashton Kutcher news, and since Bruce Willis continues to, weirdly, be a big part of this relationship, MSNBC reports that Willis wants his kids kept away from their Kabbalah religion. Willis “strictly forbids” his children with Moore from being exposed to the offshoot of Judaism, which some critics have called a cult.
“Bruce’s feelings are that Demi and Ashton can do whatever they want with their personal and religious lives,” says the insider, “but he puts down his foot when it comes to his daughters and does not want them visiting the Kabbalah Centre.”
And speaking of Kabbalahhahadehodedaleadeduh
I look forward to the day that the freaky weird religious cults of Kabbalah, Scientology and The Raelian Movement all get locked up together in the same room. The implosion would be quite spectacular. Clones! Aliens! Red Strings! Madonna, Tom Cruise, a Confused Britney, and even a Doubting Guy Ritchie.....Steven Spielberg would not be able to come up with more exciting scripted action than that.
Tori Spelling out and about with Dean McDermott
She just dumped her husband, his side of the bed is barely cool, but Tori sure wasted no time jumping back in the saddle.
Need a Condom? Reach for a Clinton or maybe a Lewinsky
That's Right Folks
A condom maker in southern China's Guangdong province is marketing its products under 'Clinton' and 'Lewinsky' brands and has registered the names as trademarks.
"The Clinton condom will be the top of our line," he said. "The Lewinsky condom is not quite as good."
Kanye West has stated that white artists should stop trying to sound black. The rapper says he is a great fan of a vast variety of musical styles, performed by artists of all colours. However, he believes that people should stick to what they do best, reports Contactmusic.com.
Kanye explained: "I hate music where white people are trying to sound black. The white music I like is white.
"I like Franz Ferdinand. That's the s**t," he added.
via: digitalspy.co.uk
and here is some more classic Kanye West via contactmusic.com
Hip-hop star KANYE WEST is advising his white counterparts that they can only use certain slang terms when they're out of style for black people.
The JESUS WALKS rapper - who recently charged that US President GEORGE W BUSH "doesn't care" about African Americans - believes that certain slang words should only be able to cross racial barriers when they're no longer in style for black people.
He says, "I think white people are allowed to say 'bling'. They are allowed to say old-school black slang, like 'hottie' and 'homie'.
"Actually, I do not think that (white people) are allowed to use slang until it is at least a year old. If you say a slang word too early, it's like you're trying to be black. So as long as the slang is a little played out, you're all good."
No doubt about it, he has issues, and not just pissing in his pants either. He's got some serious verbal diarrhea going on. Can't wait for his book. It smells like best-seller material already: "All White People Need to Know They Learned From Kanye West".
Who's the Latest Celeb Guilty of Walking Around Barefoot?
I am! I am! Admits Sly Stallone.
What IS it with celebrities and walking around barefoot outside. Do they think they are immune to whatever nastiness lurks on the ground? To they believe their celebrity actually allows they to have special hovering powers?
A sun flower bends with the weight of snow near Cremona, Alberta, Thursday, Sept. 22, 2005. Rain turned to snow in this central Alberta village but sunny skies are predicted for the rest of the week.
Slap me, tickle me, bite me, just don't ignore me......
How mischievous of me! How is it possible that three whole days have passed since I last posted? Well, damn me to hell and back, because I've been terribly busy my naughty little monkeys, doing all sorts of wonderfully, intoxicating, and important things.
But alas, it's time to catch up with the naughtiest monkeys of all......
First off is Angelina Jolie, shopping at Rolex. Body image says it all "Hissssssss. No touching". I count no less than five or six bodyguards or as I prefer to call them "Beefy Man Fence Posts". This pleased me, because the number of beefy posts in a "Man Fence" is a measure of your importance and celebrity. I insist that I be surrounded by no less than 10 or 15 of these meaty beefy posts while doing all my very important, wildy intoxicating and wonderful things.
Cameron Diaz would not get past my "Beefy Man Fence".
How much airbrushing does Cameron need, well, my little monkeys, take a look at Cameron, sans make-up, and an educated guess tells me there was no airbrushing here...
nor here:How many man hours of airbrushing did it take to make her look like this for GQ?
This is an old photo of Christina Aguilera. I just thought I would throw it in here for the heck of it. So, how long until her crispy fried hair starts falling off in clumps?
That's her baby brother there, behind her. No need to adjust your monitors. Yes, his hair is blue.Unless......he might have a really strong blue aura. Hmmm, I must discuss this with my spritual advisor Boombomshakala, and seek his knowledge, and wisdom on this matter.
Lindsay Lohan has gone RED again.
And why is this important? Because I am an intrepid reporter, dedicated to details, and whose Numero Uno top priority is getting the latest news and most important life altering facts to the public. This, my little monkeys, is what has made the Dish both internationally renowned and sought-after!
Hugh Grant goes diving somewhere in France
He screams inside his head "Oh Fuck!" after that stupendously bad show of athleticism.
Hugh Grant realizes he sucks at diving and has just broken his balls in that stunning, painful belly flop.
Hugh Grant will not be trying that again, and goes home to mend his broken balls.
Onto happier news..Congrats go out to Rebecca and Jerry. He's a goofball, she's gorgeous. May their happy union last longer than ____________ (insert almost any celebrity marriage here).
Hey Terri, wanna bet that bus behind you can fit between your skinny twig like legs?
I win! And speaking of thin, it is still sooooo in:
Glad to see that these celebs spend their millions wisely. I mean, why in the world would they need to buy food? Now food, that's something only POOR people really really want. Right girls?
And finally, here is a PSA for sun block, and the dangers of plastic surgery:
And that's it my naughty little monkeys. This intrepid ragster is off for another day.
Back to Celebrity Trashing: Jessica Simpson Mauls Old Men
God bless the paparazzi when they capture these gems. hehehehehehe And Gaw, Jessica, this is no way to make your hubbie jealous. Like, for real.
And for all those who had enough of the "Federspawn" watch, then prepare yourself for part deux. This is a warning. Looks like another one is in the works.
Isn't it a lovely sight? And isn't it a wonderful thing to know that he will be so handy around the Spederline Nursery, seeing as he is a multi-tasking wizard? Drinking, while on the phone, and still managing to maintain his zany sense of style? Lovely!
Getting sidetracked while trying to do some work.....and then...... Man, oh man! it was so great to find this! Talk about being swept back in time and being a kid again. This was on for years and years in re-runs! The same episodes, over and over! lol.
Information supplied by Yahoo ! helped Chinese journalist get 10 years in prison
This is an important story, which brings to the forefront the issues of censorship, ethics, and abiding by local regulations in the age of the internet. Read it, if you are interested in such issues as well as the issues of freedom of the press, and freedom of speech.
The text of the verdict in the case of journalist Shi Tao - sentenced in April to 10 years in prison for “divulging state secrets abroad” - shows that Yahoo ! Holdings (Hong Kong) Ltd. provided China’s state security authorities with details that helped to identify and convict him, Reporters Without Borders said today.
Shi Tao Aged 37, Shi worked for the daily Dangdai Shang Bao (Contemporary Business News). He was convicted on 30 April of sending foreign-based websites the text of an internal message which the authorities had sent to his newspaper warning journalists of the dangers of social destabilisation and risks resulting from the return of certain dissidents on the 15th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square massacre.
Chinese state security insisted during the trial that the message was "Jue Mi" (top secret). Shi admitted sending it out by e-mail but disputed that it was a secret document. He is still being held in a prison in Changsha to which he was sent after his arrest in the northeastern city of Taiyuan on 24 November 20
There are many articles written on the subject. Here are two of them:
Brad Pitt , Chris Tucker, and D Piddy, no, P Ditty, damn , Sean Piddy D. ?, I mean Ditto Dot O me Forgot, Diddy.
Anyways...................
These three "actors/artists" at a meeting at the Clinton Global Initiative Summit in New York September 16, 2005. The meetings are an initiative led by former U.S. President Bill Clinton to address poverty, climate change and other worldwide issues and will draw political leaders and activists from all over the world.
WTF then, are these three doing there? Are they political leaders, are they activists, or are they actors, architect wanna-bes, kings of sequels, or rappers, hip-who-the-hell-cares-hoppers?
Are they "I-call-myself-a-designer-but-know-nothing-about-the-design-world-but-I-am-a rich-mother-fucker-and-can-afford-to-pay-people-to-design-my-clothing-line-and-plaster-my- name-all-over-it-and-run-to-the-bank-laughing-all-the-way.
And so..................therfore........ they deserve to be there. These three Musketeers.
If you want to smell like Jenny from the block, she has a new fragrance coming out, Live! She claims this latest fragrance is "a celebration of life: focusing on her love of dancing".
The fruity fragrance carries notes of Sicilian lemon, pineapple and rich caramel to create a passionate scent in tune with her dancing and personal style.
Live has an ultra-feminine, sparkling appeal that suits her down to the soles of her dancing shoes.
What I want to know is, if I try this, will it make me dance around in frenzied circles around hot guys because I think I saw a taping of her commercial, where she dances like she's possesed in a blur of pink chiffon around some hot guy. I didn't quite catch it.
Someone please explain to me what this link between perfume and dancing is. Unless you need the perfume to cover up the sweaty efforts of all that dancing. Me, I prefer to shower with water, not necessarily eau de parfum.
Ehhh, anyways, send me a sample Jenny, and I'll let you know where I stand on this subject.
Ewan McGregor loves his penis...except when it's lumpy and sore!
And to continue on the naked bodies and penis theme:
Ewan McGregor has told how mosquito bites on his manhood made it go all lumpy and sore .
The heartthrob actor was attacked by the biting insects while he was biking around the world for charity leaving his member in ruins. .
The 34-year-old is quoted in Britain's The Sun newspaper as saying: "I will never forget the shape after I got three massive mosquito bites.
Wait, it gets better:
"It looked terrible. It was a very strange experience having the shape of it altered".
Earlier this year, the hunky 'Star Wars' actor admitted he loved flashing his appendage on-screen. The Scottish father-of-two revealed he is even happy to peel off his clothes if his leading lady is fully-clothed.
He said: "I like my penis, there's no question about that".
"I've been in films where my penis has been on screen and there weren't any tits on screen, which is opposite of the way it's normally done"
Brad Pitt is set to thrill female fans with a nude scene in his new movie. .
The hunky actor will reportedly strip off to film a bath scene in 'The Assassination of Jesse James', which he is currently shooting in Canada. .
An insider revealed to America's Us Weekly magazine: "In the script a fully nude Pitt baths himself with a washcloth while standing in a tub. This is a pretty long nude scene for any actor".
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