What Were They Thinking?

September 3, 2005 -- THE world's most misguided p.r. effort: "e.l.f. Cosmetics has created 10,000 special Hurricane Katrina Relief Beauty Kits that include pressed powder, shimmering facial whip, lip moisturizer, lip gloss and mascara," states a press release. "e.l.f. Cosmetics would like to do as much as they can to provide relief to this devastating situation. Thousands of people are without any of their belongings. Although makeup is a secondary need, e.l.f. hopes to get people back on track. This is a small token, but it's a start." Said one magazine editor who received the press release: "This would be terribly funny if it weren't so sad.

Source: The New York Post

Lindsay Lohan is Roughed Up and Dirty

What the hell is this?

You've got to see the larger image to get the close up of what's going on here.

Fist of all, it's always a good idea to get in the habit of washing your hands, Lindsay. For hygiene purposes, you know.

I mean, how the hell could they even become that nasty and grimy? It's just nasty. Get a brush and start scrubbing. Pronto.

At least, try to be clean when you step out. Normal everyday people can do it. And they know they won't be snapped in public.

And, what's with the shin?

Opps! Paula Abdul and Carmen Electra Caught with the Same Dress

This had to be painfully embarrassing!

Vince Vaughn used to be cute

Vince Vaughn was cute once.

Vince Vaughn has the looks like a haggard male hooker, pasty and paunchy, with his beady little eyes hidden behind puffy, baggy, dark eyes. Past his prime, but still hawking his ass.

Is this what living the "It" life has done to him, or contrary to what he claims, does he have the pasty glazed-over look of someone spending all night in some dark room in a Hollywood Hills mansion "googling" himself and reading all about his pasty ass in celebrity blogs, gossip, and fan sites?

Vince Vaughn dropped this gem recently according to AP Radio:

He says he doesn't understand people who are interested in the love lives of celebrities.

"I don't know who spends their time on ‘Oh my God, what happened today?'"

He has this advice for those who are obsessed with celebrity gossip: "Go kiss someone and go get something to eat and take a nap, you're going to be fine, kid."

Hmmm, maybe next time Vince, we should alllllll choose to make out, eat and take a nap INSTEAD of seeing your movies. How about that Vince?

Oh, what's that sound, would that be the resulting sound of Vince Vaughn' millions dwindling? Poo Poo. My advice to you then Vince? "Go kiss someone and go get something to eat and take a nap, you're going to be fine, kid."

vince vaughn

Have you had enough pics from the VMA's? What do you mean yes!

For your enjoyment, or not, here are some more pics from the VMA's.

With some simple dos and don'ts thrown in for good measure.

Ciara: how to show yourself in public
Ciara: and not to show your pubes.

Jessica Alba: how to do the sexy black dress thing.

Ashlee Simpson: how not to do the black dress, and that blond do, and can we mention the triple tied pony tail? Pulleeze. What is that?

Carmen Electra: Hot mama in orange

Alicia Keys: Boring blah blah beige

Gwen, looking positively primal in print.

Lindsay, wishing she could look half as good.


Shakira: all looking good, except......those shoulder pads, sheesh girl, , are those NFL approved?

I wonder about these celebs. I mean, they hire these top-knotch professional stylists, right?

So, I always wonder about how that goes:

"Here Eva, let's throw some satin bedsheets on you, drape it here, tuck it there. You look mahvelous. And your hair, let's tease the mother up to the high heavens, yes, a rat's nest couldn't look lovelier.

And voila, out the door she goes?

Can these celebs not look in the mirror? Do they only have asssitants that are either paid to lie and shield them from the ugly, painful thruth, or are these same assistants just too scared shitless of flyingManolo Blahniks and Gucci bags to tell them the god awful thruth?

I wonder.......

And now, drumroll please, the best for last......

Jess the Mess! Yikes!

Brad, Angie, and Jennifer: the way we were

Baby Angie: before the tats, the vials if blood, the UN connections, and Mommy of the Year to Mohawk Maddox and tiny Zahara.

Baby Brad, before he became a Hollywood heart-throb. Bet he was already breaking hearts back in his day care days. Sooo cuteeeeeeeeeeeee

And Jennifer, before the heart-ache. Back in the Little house on the prairie days? hehehehe

Eva Longoia is dyslexic

Eva longoria is dyslexic.

This is Eva on stage at the 2005 MTV VMAs

And this is Eva lounging by the pool.

Nicky Hilton digs for elusive treasure

Apparently, (Hilton) money can't buy you everything.

For example, it can't buy you a platinum nose-picker, with clusters of lovely tiny diamonds adorning the handle, handcrafted by supple and bronzed Polynesian virgins, with automatic Swiss inner workings for maximum depth and precision.

Nope, sometimes, you just have to pick your own nose.

Matt Damon's Girlfriend gets a case of the hmmmm's

A story reported in the New York Post has Matt Damon taking his girlfriend Luciana Barroso to the hospital on Sunday.

He was spotted comforting her at the St. Vincent's emergency room, and Matt's spokesperson confirmed to the Post that she was "sickened by something she ate" She had food poisoning and got really dehydrated because of that," the rep told us."


Well..now.........hmmmmmmmmmm.

I really hope that's it's a case of food poisoning, and that it's not a case of *ahem* Angelinajolieohmygoddsheisgoingtomaneatmyman-itus.

Just ask Jennifer, I am sure she spent enough days bent over the porcelain over that one (and I am not referring to any Bulimia-induced sessions if you get my drift).

Angelinajolieohmygoddsheisgoingtomaneatmyman-itus. Cause: letting this sex pot anywhere near your man. Cure: none or, for the somewhat brave, sometimes the medicine is worse than the disease: Vince Vaughn. yechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Steven Spielberg Behaving Very Badly

Spielberg has apparently stepped on some Hungarian toes while in Budapest filming his latest movie, tentatively entitled "Munich".

The link to the whole story is here:
http://www.pestiside.hu/archives/the_pictures_steven_spielberg_doesnt_want_you_to_see001396.php#more

But here are some juicy tidbits:

"But now, having witnessed the whole spectacle up close for a few days, what we really want to do is deport the great director and his entire army back to Hollywood, or to the bottom of the nearest ocean. And most of our neighbors seem to feel exactly the same way."

and this gem..... it's hilarous!

"As for the great auteur (follow the red arrow), we'll just say this: Thanks for the memories, Steve, and we look forward to seeing your upcoming blockbuster - at home, on a pirated DVD."

hehehehahahahahahahaha

Sandra Bullock and Hubby Bad Boy Jesse James...so in love

They look so much in love, and so adorable together. So far so good.

They've been pretty private so far, so, let's hope they don't screw it up and start talking about their relationship and marriage.

Brad Pitt Plays Daddy

Here's Brad taking care of the kiddies on the set while Mommy earns the bacon..

Awwwwwww shucks......... so cute.

Angelina Jolie and Jackie Stallone: Separated at Birth

Jackie Stallone, Sly's mom, would like Angelina Jolie to play her in her life story.

Hell, wouldn't we all want the proclaimed sexiest woman alive to play us?

But, first of all, why the hell does Jackie Stallone, of all people, think she needs to have her life story told is beyond me. What is she so famous for that this would be worth it? Birthing Rocky, and something about astrology, or fortune telling? And now a stint of Big Brother?

Second of all, Angelia, to play her? Why you ask? Well, very simple! Miss Stallone thinks that

"She's right to play me. We look similar, although I'm a lot prettier."

Arghhhhhhhhhhhh.

These nutso celebrities sometimes have the biggest balls in the world, or then no common sense.

As I like to say "TOO FUCKEN RICH TO THINK"

But, hell, why don't you decide? If you can stand it, here are some side by side images of both these gals.

Souce: http://www.sky.com/

The Continuing Saga of Nicole's Knobby Knees

Nicole has obviously hit bottom folks. Obviously, she can barely stand on her own two knobby knees. Thank God she has fiancee Adam to carry her bag of bones around. Although, he does look like he is about to suffer a coronary. Jeez, Adam, 50 lbs. can't really be killing you, can it??