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Madonna's daughter Lourdes out with Dad Carlos

Nice to see Lourdes spending time with her Dad.
Amazing how much Lourdes looks like Mommy Madonna, isn't it?

Charlize Defies Gravity

Huh? How's she doing that?

Stop the Madness!

Renee Zellweger at the London premiere of Cinderella Man.
Girlfriend, that does not look fine....... Ick factor high.

Pamela Anderson's Boobs get in the Way

Say it ain't so Pam....

Talking to OK! magazine about her enormous front load.....

"It's a love/hate thing but we're very close. I'm glad I got my implants but sometimes they're in the way."

Ya, I can see what you mean. Let's see, they can get in the way of breathing, lying on your stomach, maybe walking, never mind running! From the first picture, it looks like they itch too. What else? Oh, I know one thing I bet they are great as....crumb catchers!

Nipple Here, Nipple There, Nipple Nipple Everywhere

Nicolette Sheridan takes her nipples out for a swim.

Jennifer Lopez is channelling Jackie O

J. Lo has a thing for Jackie O.

First that Jackie Kennedy dress at the Oscars, now she was spotted with this look around NYC this week.

If you have any doubts about her aspirations, she was recently quoted as saying this:

She says, "I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president - that would be really cool. The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House - it doesn't look very cozy.

The first thing huh? Redecorate 'a la Jackie Kennedy, u-huh. u-huh. Sigh..............

Bill Rancic, "The Apprentice," Winner is Fired! Well....Not Quite

Source: http://tv.msn.com

Bill Rancic is going to fire himself.

Rancic, winner of the first season of NBC's "The Apprentice," says he'll stop working for Donald Trump when his contract ends in March.

"That will probably be it for me," he said at a global leadership forum Wednesday in Malaysia.

He has been overseeing construction of the 90-story Trump International Hotel and Tower in Chicago.

"I'm gonna go out and start another business of my own," said the former Internet entrepreneur. "That's in my blood."

Rancic said he'll leave before Trump's project along the Chicago river is completed.

He said there are plans for him to appear in the fourth and fifth seasons of "The Apprentice," in which contestants use their business savvy to compete for a job with Trump. The fourth season premieres Sept. 22.

Rancic said he's interested in real estate.

"In the years to come, I hope there will be Bill Rancic towers right alongside the Trump towers," he said.

He urged Asian entrepreneurs to emulate Trump.

"He's a guy who's gonna die in that chair, putting together some big deal. I don't think Donald Trump will ever stop. He truly loves what he's doing."

Hilary Duff is Greedy, and She Shows it

Another sad tale from "The More You Have, The More You Want"


From the New York Post:

GREEDY celebrities are nothing new to readers of this page, but the breathtaking display of naked graft-grasping by starlet Hilary Duff at the VMAs in Miami shocked even us.

The pouty prima donna apparently showed up with her entourage at the Krieger chronograph company's showcase, where, according to our spy, "she had her eye on a Krieger Gigantium valued at $15,000. After trying on the watches, including a $20,000 model, tempers flared when they realized they could not have those particular items for free.

The scene became mayhem." Proving that the squeaky wheel really does get the grease, Krieger Watch president Lance Burstyn gave Duff a $4,500 watch (bedecked with a white mother of pearl dial, diamond bezel and minkstrap) to keep the peace.



Sources:
http://www.nypost.com
http://www.kriegerwatch.com/

Let's Play "Guess Who?"

Test your skills of observation.............Who are they?

Opps! Alicial Silverstone Falls Over and Hides In Boxes

Alicia Silverstone tripped and fell as she left the GQ Men of the Year Awards party at London's Royal Opera House.





Looks painful

One onlooker said: "She really let her hair down at the party."

But when she left the venue she tripped over and fell in a heap. "

Last month, the newlywed star revealed how she had to hide in a cardboard box to escape newshounds chasing her through an airport.

The 'Clueless' star said she was so terrified when snappers gave chase she jumped inside a container and laid low until they had disappeared.

Courtesy: femalefirst.co.uk and images via filmagic

Debra Messing: This is Unforgiveable

We've all seen this picture of Debra in her bikini on a recent holiday circulating on the net.

This, I don't care about. It's as real as it comes. This is a normal body, this we see up and down beaches all over this world. What I can't forgive is...........


This blood hideous monstrosity she is covered up with on her return from her beach holiday. Shheeshh Debra, if this is what you cover up with, I say rip off the damned thing off immediately and burn it! Yikes! Ick! Put on the bikini, please!

Jennifer Garner: Pregnant Lady on the Go

Jennifer Garner, all smiley, waving finger, and on the move......
Jennifer Garner is squeaky clean, healthy, and fabulously pregnant.

(You hear that Britney?)

Victoria Beckham Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Be warned. These pictures are disturbing. Possibility of random clawing-out of eyes is high!!!!!!!!!! Probability of peeing in pants laughing is very high!

Oh my God, after getting the fright of my life after seeing these, I could not stop laughing.

Victoria Beckham: Making a call in her portable wind tunnel? Yowsa! Frightening!!!!!!!!


"Oh My God, cameras! I need to purse my lips out and look totally fabulous!


Hmmmmmmmmm. Too much pursing. Lip gloss has bonded shut

Victoria Beckham is freakish. Victoria Beckham needs to do the following:

1- stock up on shine blotters
2- lay off the orange tanners
3- comb her hair
4- stay away from the wind tunnels
5- eat something
6- read a book.
7- read a book, Victoria, not just look at the pictures
8- get that crazy look out of her eyes
9- stop the collagen and botox abuse
10- and stop pursing her rubber lips
11- and last but not least, stop frightening us like that when we least expect it, and after we've indulged in the second gintini of the night. I almost chocked on that olive for god's sake.

Courtesy of: ONTD

Toronto International Film Festival Sept. 8-17

The 30th edition of the Toronto International Film Festival takes off tomorrow and will run from Sept. 8 to 17.

Amoung those slated to show up:
Charlize Theron, Alec Baldwin, Cate Blanchett, Judi Dench, Jones and Juliette Binoche
Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn and Tommy Chong, Orlando Bloom, Adam Brody, Colin Firth, Viggo Mortensen and Timberlake, Claire Danes, Zooey Deschanel, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gwyneth Paltrow and Natalie Portman

Musicians Benjamin, Kris Kristofferson and Leonard Cohen are also slated to attend.

Hope to have lotsa pictures and news to share!

If you get any pics, send them in to the Dish!

New from Apple

New from Apple

Thanks to Pink is the New Blog, got the heads up that brand new from Apple......the iPod nano, the pencil-thin marvel featuring a color display, up to 14 hours of battery life and space for up to 1,000 songs, audiobooks and podcast.



Dish Diva thinks it's deliciously adorable. Dish Diva can see herself wearing the sleek black one. Or white. hehehehe

50 cent is One Ugly Mother F'er

50 Cent is one fugly fugger.


In other news, Federal Investigators believe rap label Murder Inc. plotted to try to kill rapper 50 Cent.*

Meanwhile, the Daily Dish believes that rapper 50 Cent has Chiclet teeth, and that he has a secret deal to subliminaly advertise their product everytime he opens that mothe f'er toothy mouth.

Daily Dish doesn't want to hear any talk back about the caption. You have an issue with the words, you put on your flack jacket, get in your bombproof ride, and tell Mr. Chiclet yourself. The words are from his "This Is 50" from "The Massacre" (2005)

*source: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/09/07/entertainment/main822172.shtml

Heidi Klum Baby Watch

Stick a fork in her, Heidi Klum is ready to POP!

Her due date is today.

It's been very nice to watch her throughout her pregnancy. She has managed to look very stylish and healthy throughout.

Britney, you should take some lessons.......

Bob Denver, Gilligan from TV's "Gilligan's Island" has died. Rest in Peace "Little Buddy"

Bob Denver, known to generations of TV fans as Gilligan from the 1960's show "Gilligan's Island", has died. For the details, check the source below.

It's very sad. So sad.

On a personal note, I remember as a kid when our home was broken into on Christmas night one year when we were out visiting family. We came home to find our back door smashed in, our most personal things scattered around the house. Drawers dumped, mattresses flipped, things thrown all over the place, and our stuff that gone. Worse for a kid, the few gifts that were under our tree picked through or gone.

Christmas day was blue that year. As a kid, it was quite traumatic to have your home violated like that, at a time of year that is supposed to be love and peace filled.

The thing is, that we kids got a small tv as a gift that year, a little black and white thing, one that we brought home that night.

So Christmas day was kinda blue that year, but at one point, we got around the little black and white tv, and one of the first things we watched was a Gilligan's Island rerun. After all these years, I recall the power of TV and Gilligan's Island specifically. I remember watching that rerun that day, and how I laughed out loud, lost in the nuttiness and comedy of that show. I was immersed in the laughter for that half hour, and have not forgotten how Gilligan and Gilligan's Island made that Christmas day a little less blue.

Rest in Peace "Little Buddy"

source: http://today.reuters.com
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Robert Downey Jr., Renee Zellweger, Elijah Wood go crazy in Venice

WTF?

What the hell has marriage done to Robert Downey Jr?????????

He looks absolutely demented at the Venice Film Festival...


I just got married!


OMG! Here's the ring!


This is my..ummmmm......WIFE! Ya, we're just sooooooo thrilled!

Then again, there must have been some funky fumes rising from the Venice Canals that day, 'cause alot of celebs looked kind of demented that day:

We're crrazzzzzzzy happy!


Renee has the "crazy look" down pat

Val, constipated? Or is this the nervous smile of the sane one surrounded by the crazies....

Val Kilmer: "Get me the hell away from these people, and what's with the man-purse Robert?"
Dang! Doesn't anybody recognize me without my pointy-ears, and fat Hobbit feet?

Jenn and Ben, plus Jennifer's Dream of Meeting Martha may be delayed

Jennifer and Ben out and about.....




"...... I LOVE Martha! Do you hear me Ben? I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Martha!"

And now for the bad news..........

Alias star Jennifer Garner is facing a long wait before she can meet with her hero, lifestyle guru Martha Stewart, on her upcoming show, because of her pregnancy.

Stewart, who is poised to launch her new daytime show Martha in the US on 12 September, has long been an idol for Garner, who even named her pet dog Martha Stewart.

But as Garner and her husband Ben Affleck are preparing to welcome their first child at the end of the year, Stewart fears the actress will not be able to travel from Los Angeles to New York to make an appearance on her show just yet.

She says, "(Jennifer) may be (a guest), but by September, she may be too close to term to travel."

Stewart recently told rap mogul Sean 'Diddy' Combs that she wanted him to be one of her first guests on the show.

source: http://yahoo.news.uk.com