Victoria Beckham Arggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

Be warned. These pictures are disturbing. Possibility of random clawing-out of eyes is high!!!!!!!!!! Probability of peeing in pants laughing is very high!

Oh my God, after getting the fright of my life after seeing these, I could not stop laughing.

Victoria Beckham: Making a call in her portable wind tunnel? Yowsa! Frightening!!!!!!!!


"Oh My God, cameras! I need to purse my lips out and look totally fabulous!


Hmmmmmmmmm. Too much pursing. Lip gloss has bonded shut

Victoria Beckham is freakish. Victoria Beckham needs to do the following:

1- stock up on shine blotters
2- lay off the orange tanners
3- comb her hair
4- stay away from the wind tunnels
5- eat something
6- read a book.
7- read a book, Victoria, not just look at the pictures
8- get that crazy look out of her eyes
9- stop the collagen and botox abuse
10- and stop pursing her rubber lips
11- and last but not least, stop frightening us like that when we least expect it, and after we've indulged in the second gintini of the night. I almost chocked on that olive for god's sake.

Courtesy of: ONTD