Back to Celebrity Trashing: Jessica Simpson Mauls Old Men

God bless the paparazzi when they capture these gems. hehehehehehe
And Gaw, Jessica, this is no way to make your hubbie jealous. Like, for real.




And for all those who had enough of the "Federspawn" watch, then prepare yourself for part deux. This is a warning. Looks like another one is in the works.


Isn't it a lovely sight? And isn't it a wonderful thing to know that he will be so handy around the Spederline Nursery, seeing as he is a multi-tasking wizard? Drinking, while on the phone, and still managing to maintain his zany sense of style? Lovely!