Nicole needs some serious intervention - and a sandwich

This is getting crraaaaaazy.

Her knees are so bony and sharp, she could cut through steak with them. Wish she would! If only she would! Hell, she could cut through marble with them scary sharp things.

Her arms? Frightening!

Jessica airs her underwares

Natalie Portman..last of the Mohicans?

Natalie Portman with her new Mohawk.


Careful, Natalie, or Angelina might sweep in and adopt you as a plaything for Mohawk Maddox.

Double Trouble. Will the real Colin Farrell please stand?

Holy Cow! There are two of these Irish bastards?


I thought that gin martini was playing some nasty funky trick on me, but no!

That's Colin Farrell and brother Eammon on the right. Back in June at some party in Florida.

Dang! Can't get over how much they look alike! Don't get the brother's hair though, hehehehe.

Angelina is hot to trot in rollers! Jeniffer AnisNOT

Angelina is hot. Jennifer is not.

I love it how in the last picture, the other chick looks like Jennfer from the "not hot" picture. hehehehe

Creepy statue of Dodi and Diana

Creepy! Statue of Diana and Dodi.


A life-size statue of Diana, Princess of Wales and Dodi Fayed.

Dodi's father commissioned it, and it's going to be on show at the Harrods department store in London.

Very creepy!

They are holding hands, looking into each other's eyes.

It's called "Innocent Victims".

Yah, they're victims all right!

Yikes! What would they say!?!?