The Daily Dish: 2005-08-07

Alexander. Why oh why?

I just watched "Alexander ".

Now if you excuse me, I must go and poke my eyes out and shove sharp instruments in my ears to obliterate any remnants of that crap.

On second thought, a nice chilled gin martini is the medicine to heal this pain.

Be good, my lovelies.

I have no words..........

Well, maybe I do.... Two words. Blechhhhhh and blechhhhhh

Tara? I mean Cindy? I mean Tara?

Cindy Crawford pulling a Tara!

Who would have thunk it?

Today's "Oh Baby!" Feature

Awww

Baby Coco. Looks like a little trouble making cutie.

Today's "Oh Mama!" Feature

Awwww

Jennifer and Ben Affleck, cozy and looking happy at Ben's brother Casey's 30th birthday party

Nick Auditions for Shaun of the Dead 2

Ohhhhh.....Arghhhh.....Grrrrr.....Must Eat Flesh.....

The Ouch Factor

And now, time for today's Ouch Factor

Jessica Simpson says "Ouch, my frozen lips"

Terri Hatcher says "Ouch my knockin' knobby knees and twig legs"

Jessica Simpson Ouch Encore "Ouch, trying too much at once...hurts....pain..no like...can't think.."

Separated at Birth?

More Separated at Birth?????

Oh Paris, tsk tsk, too rich to know how ugly she is........sighhhhhhhhhhhh

Separated at Birth?

Am i the only one who sees something here? Feel free to comment

...And, why after reading this interview, I suddenly got the urge to take Kate Hudson's farmer's straw hat and slap it repeatedly across her head to wipe that smug look off her face.

Peter Jennings named to the Order of Canada before he died

Peter Jennings was named to the Order of Canada just days before he died.

Canadian-born Jennings delivered the news to Americans over five decades, but never forgot his Canadian roots, returning to the Gatineau Hills of Quebec every summer.

His nomination to the order was submitted months before he made the April announcement on air that he had lung cancer. His nomination was then submitted to The Governor General, who then informed Jennings by letter. He accepted through his sister.

Orders of Canada cannot be appointed posthumously, and Jennings' award will be dated to the day his nomination was approved by the committee.

His children will likely be accepting the award on his behalf.

It would be interesting to know whether he would have worn the Order of Canada on air.

How much does Cambodian Citizenship go for nowadays?

Angelina Jolie will be proudly waving the Cambodian flag as of Friday.

For giving $1.5 million to the Cambodian Vision in Development, a community development group, for its environmental protection efforts in remote parts of the country's northwest, Cambodia's king has awarded Jolie Cambodian citizenship.

Since it's now your civic duty Angie, and to get you started, here is the Cambodian National Anthem, complete with lyrics....

Have fun!

Oh Canada!

Catherine Zeta-Jones and husband Michael Douglas add lovely Quebec, Canada to their holiday hot spots.

They've just snapped up a waterfront property in Quebec, minutes away from the Mont-Tremblant ski slopes .

Bien venue mes cheries!!!