Have you had enough pics from the VMA's? What do you mean yes!

For your enjoyment, or not, here are some more pics from the VMA's.

With some simple dos and don'ts thrown in for good measure.

Ciara: how to show yourself in public
Ciara: and not to show your pubes.

Jessica Alba: how to do the sexy black dress thing.

Ashlee Simpson: how not to do the black dress, and that blond do, and can we mention the triple tied pony tail? Pulleeze. What is that?

Carmen Electra: Hot mama in orange

Alicia Keys: Boring blah blah beige

Gwen, looking positively primal in print.

Lindsay, wishing she could look half as good.


Shakira: all looking good, except......those shoulder pads, sheesh girl, , are those NFL approved?

I wonder about these celebs. I mean, they hire these top-knotch professional stylists, right?

So, I always wonder about how that goes:

"Here Eva, let's throw some satin bedsheets on you, drape it here, tuck it there. You look mahvelous. And your hair, let's tease the mother up to the high heavens, yes, a rat's nest couldn't look lovelier.

And voila, out the door she goes?

Can these celebs not look in the mirror? Do they only have asssitants that are either paid to lie and shield them from the ugly, painful thruth, or are these same assistants just too scared shitless of flyingManolo Blahniks and Gucci bags to tell them the god awful thruth?

I wonder.......

And now, drumroll please, the best for last......

Jess the Mess! Yikes!