Get over yourself

P. Diddy is changing his name, again.

Once known as Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, and P. Diddy, he now wants to.......get ready for this................simply be called....

Diddy

"One word. Five letters. Period," he is quoted as saying to the New York Post.

It's apparently all due to massive confusion.

He says his old name was causing confusion and he wanted to "simplify things".

He told the New York Post that his name was even starting to confuse himself.

I believe him, I believe him!!! Looks like it was starting to affect his sanity. Look at him here, already the first signs of insanity emerging when he starting talking into his shoe.

"Nobody knew what to call me. I'd notice that people were uncomfortable when I'd meet them for the first time, and then they'd ask me what they should call me," he said.

"I even started to get confused myself - and when I'd called someone on the telephone it took me a long time to explain who I was. Too long."

Looks like he cleared everything up in time, now, when he calls Madonna to wish her the best, he won't have to keep poor bed-stricken, and pain-ridden Madge guessing who is on the other end.

Unless she too starts talking into her shoe. But that would most probably be the pain-killers kicking in.