Mills McCartney loses leg
I know I said I could't care less about posting anything else today, but this just cracked me up.
Paul McCartney’s wife Heather Mills McCartney lost her prosthetic leg during a violent confrontation with security guards at Jennifer Lopez's New York office.
She apparently went there to shove a DVD of dead animals in Jennifer's face, in protest against Jennifer's fashion line Sweetface which uses fur, and, oh shock, oh surprise, Jennifer's bodyguards wouldn't allow it!
Blah blah shoving, blah blah, "get out of here!" Blah Blah, the leg comes a fallin' off.
Bwahhhahahahahah.
She couldn't get it back on, and they wouldn't let her use the bathroom to put it back on. Right-o Heather, what did you expect? Because you were so gracious in your request to enter the premises with your entourage of journalists and photogs??
I am an animal lover. I am not a Jennifer or Heather lover.
And this is a damned funny story.
The lesson here is that just because you had an accident and lost your leg does not allow you to tresspass into any business and attack people with your point of view.
She better not use this whole thing as a Feel Bad For Me, I have One Leg, and It Feel Off, and I could Not Get It Back On and Let's Use this To My Advantage and Publicize my Cause.
Now, if only she had picked up the leg and started swinging it at the gurards.....bwahhhhhhhhh hahahahahahah
full story here: http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=155937750&p=y55938456
Paul McCartney’s wife Heather Mills McCartney lost her prosthetic leg during a violent confrontation with security guards at Jennifer Lopez's New York office.
She apparently went there to shove a DVD of dead animals in Jennifer's face, in protest against Jennifer's fashion line Sweetface which uses fur, and, oh shock, oh surprise, Jennifer's bodyguards wouldn't allow it!Blah blah shoving, blah blah, "get out of here!" Blah Blah, the leg comes a fallin' off.
Bwahhhahahahahah.
She couldn't get it back on, and they wouldn't let her use the bathroom to put it back on. Right-o Heather, what did you expect? Because you were so gracious in your request to enter the premises with your entourage of journalists and photogs??
I am an animal lover. I am not a Jennifer or Heather lover.
And this is a damned funny story.
The lesson here is that just because you had an accident and lost your leg does not allow you to tresspass into any business and attack people with your point of view.
She better not use this whole thing as a Feel Bad For Me, I have One Leg, and It Feel Off, and I could Not Get It Back On and Let's Use this To My Advantage and Publicize my Cause.
Now, if only she had picked up the leg and started swinging it at the gurards.....bwahhhhhhhhh hahahahahahah
full story here: http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=155937750&p=y55938456
Dished by Dish at 12:09 PM
2 Comments:
funny funny funny, thank you!
No, no, Thank You! Oh, and thank Mrs. McCartney!
I aim to please!
Dish
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