Eva Gets Waxed: "I Feel Like a Woman"!

Eva Longoria says that getting a Brazilian wax finally made her feel like a woman.

WFT!?!?!

Someone, shut her up. Pleaaaaaseeeeeeee. Anyone, grab a pole and smack her and MAKE her shut up!

She is quoted in www.thesun.co.uk saying "I really think that was it. I thought: 'I was missing out on this whole other world before that Brazilian wax.'

"It was when I was 25 or 26. I never waxed or really paid attention to that area.

"But it came at the right time. It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me.

"I felt like Angelina Jolie afterwards.

"(Getting in touch with) your inner sex goddess would begin with the Brazilian wax.

"And try dating a younger man - that's worked for me!"

Not that I am that interested in getting discussing Eva's "area" as she calls it, but, let's review , people, shall we......

1- she never paid any attention to "that area" before she was 25 or 26. Are you kidding me? "Are you there God, it's me Margaret" anyone?????

2- she felt like Angelina Jolie afterwards. What the hell is that supposed to mean? She goes around giving Angelina Jolie the slip of the finger? She and Angie got together after a waxing session and compared notes?

3- "It opened the door to a whole new sexual side of me." ???? "Getting in touch with your inner goddess begins with the Brazilian wax"?????? Honey, what it is is that the Brazilian wax begins with you spreading yourself in front of another woman (usually), who then proceeds to rip out the hair apparently never knew was there, by the roots.

And, if you felt a whole new sexual side during your waxing experience, well then, whatever turns you on honey. Maybe you're a masochist or hell, maybe just admit you're a lesbian.

Although I hear Angie is taken.

All in all, some things, honey, are better left unsaid.