Sunday, September 04, 2005

Britney Spears wants to be a Goddess Mother

Here's the latest update on the continuing saga of Britney's Baby Watch.

In order to get ready for the big day, Britney is going to get...... hair extensions! Why? Because she wants to look like a "goddess" when she gives birth.

She says, "Next week, I'm putting in these new extensions. They look really pretty and natural. I feel better with long hair. And for my baby, I want to be a goddess."

Honey, all baby is going to care about is boobies.

As for looking pretty and natural while you are heaving and pushing? Uh uh.

Maybe Kevin will lovingly brush the extensions from your prettily glowing forehead while baby painlessly glides out.

Errrrrrrrrrrrr, sure, whatever.


2 Comments:

Blogger The Baxter said...

maybe a wig might work better, then she could "mix it up" i feel sorry for the kid! funny site

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